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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

The Horns Of Gondor

Those are some nice conversations between Aragon and .... what's the guy's name? Anyway nice job by jinx.

So what is the whole of Singapore talking about now?

Casinos?

No!!!

It's Intergrated Resorts! Haha...

Let's not talk about it at the moment..... because the issue does not concern us right now.

Huh? Who are the 'us'?

It's the students.... dude... Students from the world class university. NTU!!!

Right now... the only thing in our mind is 'EXAM'.

Yes..... E X A M !!!!

4 papers gone. Next... 3 more.

Exams exams... This is how they evolved.

Primary school: All topics categorised into mainly Maths, Science, English and Chinese. Very easy. And we got one year to learn all that.

Secondary school: Things started to get complicated. Instead of Science, got Chemistry and Physics. Instead of Maths, got Maths A nad Maths D. But still can handle. Because we are given 1 - 2 years to study.

JC: Scaled down in terms of number of topics. But the textbooks are damn thick I tell you. Still, we got 2 full years to learn. No problem.

University: This is where the jokes started. We are supposed to be specialised right? But we have to learn 5-7 modules per semester, and each semester lasted 3 months. May God help me.

So... all my 12 yars of previous education, all hanged in the balance during the 2 and 1/2 hours. Call me a whiner, but I really can't take this thing seriously.

Sometimes during the middle of the paper, I tend to look up and just look around. Never mind the suspicious looks all the profs have on me... I liked to see people in deep thoughts... their expressions on their faces. Some of them are quite comical I say. will reveal in depth the next time.

I can't bear to disturb them. Those people in deep thoughts. So I am pissed by chaps who went to the toilet. But I am really tempted to do one thing, to smuggle a horn inside. Yes... the one that can blow. The Horn of Gondor!

I had brought my handphone inside, so I guess it should be easy to take a horn inside the exam hall. Then in the middle of the exam, I will whipped out the horn, stand on my table, and blow as loud as I can! Then maybe everyone (the students) will turned into armour wearing humans and elves to fight all the orgcs (the profs) in front. How cool can that be?

First, can anyone tell me where to get the Horn of Gondor?

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