How To Be Successful (at least to babes)

In this coporate world, if wants to be successful and popular, the word "marketing" is very important. From some extracts of a very popular local magazine, let me share with you the secrets....... heheheh...

You're a man and you see a beautiful woman at the party. You go up to her and say,"I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you, says, "He's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

You're at a party and sees a beautiful woman. She walks up to you and says,"I hear you are fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs,"I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

Understand people?