Sex And The Lion City (Ep 2)
Uncle Sim took a mouthful of tiger beer and put down the can. The void deck is airy and peaceful.
It's Christmas eve.
He popped some peanuts into his mouth.
"Vroomm vrroom......" Uncle Sim saw two bikes rode into the empty deck behind him. There was a pillar blocking his view, so he cannot see who are they.
"Na bei.... why today say break? Today Christmas eve leh! Don't give me face is it... ka ni na.."
"Relax lah, cool down..."
Uncle Sim heard a can being opened.
"Here drink. Let's everybody cool down first then you all meet up to discuss again lah. There is no need to be so angry."
"Na bei... lim bei angry liao lah. Go! Let's go Geylang! I want to **** some chio bu. One for you, two for me!"
"Eh don't like that lah.... oei where you going?"
Sounds of the engines..... 10 seconds later they are gone.
Uncle Sim shook his head. They reminded him of his son. Why do people only care for themselves?
"Hey Ah Sim... alone drinking? Bo jio..." Lao Wang walked slowly towards Uncle Sim..... with two bottles of Carlsberg.
1149 pm.
"Here cheers..." Lao Wang said before he gulped down few mouthfuls. "How's your wife?"
"Still in coma...." came the reply.
"Your son ah boy leh? Still mesmerised by that bitch ah?"
Silence.
"Haiii... nowadays ah young people heartless. Don't care about old people anymore. Not only heartless... bo ji also!!" Lao Wang said, waving his fist. "In the past ah.... I'm such a lady killer. Though I'm not handsome, but I got ji to ask girls out. Till I met my wife. Too bad she left before me."
Silence.
1159 pm.
Uncle Sim don't want to dwell about the past. He hoped for the future. Tomorrow he will go and see his wife after church service.
"Hey.... look on the bright side. We are fortunate that we are able to sit here and drink beer in peace. Haha... here cheers! Merry Christmas!" Uncle Sim chirped.
1200 am.
It's Christmas eve.
He popped some peanuts into his mouth.
"Vroomm vrroom......" Uncle Sim saw two bikes rode into the empty deck behind him. There was a pillar blocking his view, so he cannot see who are they.
"Na bei.... why today say break? Today Christmas eve leh! Don't give me face is it... ka ni na.."
"Relax lah, cool down..."
Uncle Sim heard a can being opened.
"Here drink. Let's everybody cool down first then you all meet up to discuss again lah. There is no need to be so angry."
"Na bei... lim bei angry liao lah. Go! Let's go Geylang! I want to **** some chio bu. One for you, two for me!"
"Eh don't like that lah.... oei where you going?"
Sounds of the engines..... 10 seconds later they are gone.
Uncle Sim shook his head. They reminded him of his son. Why do people only care for themselves?
"Hey Ah Sim... alone drinking? Bo jio..." Lao Wang walked slowly towards Uncle Sim..... with two bottles of Carlsberg.
1149 pm.
"Here cheers..." Lao Wang said before he gulped down few mouthfuls. "How's your wife?"
"Still in coma...." came the reply.
"Your son ah boy leh? Still mesmerised by that bitch ah?"
Silence.
"Haiii... nowadays ah young people heartless. Don't care about old people anymore. Not only heartless... bo ji also!!" Lao Wang said, waving his fist. "In the past ah.... I'm such a lady killer. Though I'm not handsome, but I got ji to ask girls out. Till I met my wife. Too bad she left before me."
Silence.
1159 pm.
Uncle Sim don't want to dwell about the past. He hoped for the future. Tomorrow he will go and see his wife after church service.
"Hey.... look on the bright side. We are fortunate that we are able to sit here and drink beer in peace. Haha... here cheers! Merry Christmas!" Uncle Sim chirped.
1200 am.
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