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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

How To Know The Exams Are Near

It's easy. Using the Library Indicator (There are other available indicators around, but I think the library is a more all-round thing.), one can know when the exams are coming.

1) Whenever you stepped into the library (regardless of the time), it's full house. The tables are occupied, and every computer terminal are taken.

2) Even, if you are fortunate to claim a stake on a cubicle (to me that is a luxury seat), you will find a red slip of paper saying "If this owner does not return from xxx to xxx timing, you have the right to occupy the seat." after you came back from a 5 minute toilet break.

3) There are people coughing and sneezing everywhere.

4) You started coughing and sneezing after 10 minutes in the library.

5) The person beside you started to mumble to himself.

6) The person beside you started to bang the table.

7) People won't leave the library even though the bell has gone (The bell indicates that the library is going to off the lights.).

8) The opening conversation of many people is "Want to go to the library to study?"

9) The first statement from your friend as you step out of the library after it's closed is " Want to go to tutorial room/ Canteen A to continue to mug?"

10) You decided not to step into the library.

Above are base on my 2 years experience in a world class university with a world class library. If 8 out of 10 are true, then the exams are really near.

But stay calm, do your job properly, and everything should be fine.

To previous comment: Yeah, I agree with you.

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