The Good Life

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Shit Happens

This is a universal rule.

Regardless of how well you prepare for one thing, the end products are not you aim for.

You will wonder why 'bad' things happen..... like what is the result, who is at fault uber uber.....

Below are some extracts from mrbrown who extracted from other blogs, on why shit happens. (Not for the hardcore religious people.)

Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: That shit happens is the will of Allah.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Protestantism: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
Aum Shinrikyo: we don't believe in shit, only gas.

After finger-pointing, you have to settle for the fact.

Shit happens in this world all the time.

And sometimes it hurts.

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