Slugfest 2005

Welcome viewers to WWF (We Want Fight), live on Sun Sports. Tonight's match feature The Matchstick Man from Sigapor (TMM for short), and Bush Whacker (Is there a pun here?) from Vas Lega.

We can see both the fighters are awrming up, ready to take each other on. The background information that leads to this challenge is a bit funny... TMM has a lot of money. Bush Whacker wants his money. TMM willing to give all his money. But TMM's manager, Mr Gahment, wants to spice up things by issuing a challenge to Bush Whacker that if he can win TMM in a match, the money will then be given to him. I heard from reliable sources that TMM had very reluctantly took up this challenge. Ok now... lets sit back and enjoy.

Ding!

Bush Whacker sizing TMM up..... and suddenly go for a crunching tackle to the groin.

Crowd: Roar!

Enduring the pain, TMM complain to the referee about the illegal approach. Referee waves play on. Irritated, TMM respond by giving Bush Whacker a slap. Ouch!!

Crowd: Roar! Roar!

BW counters by giving TMM a pile driver! Now TMM is concussed on the ground. BW wanted to do a belly-slam-on-your-face but the shrewd TMM moved aside and BW landed on his stomach... owww.. that must hurt!

TMM, growing in confidence, quickly executes a legs-on-your-neck maneovour taht lefts BW crying in pain.

I can see BW now violently shaking his head. TMM shows no signs of letting up...

Crowd: Roar! Roar! Roar!

This is the moment... the referee slides to the ground! 1!.......2!............ 3!..

Ding ding ding!!

Crowd: ROAR!

TMM punches his fist and salutes the crowd. BW, in shame crawled out of the ring and screamed vulgarities at Mr Gahment. What is he doing? Oh no! He shoved Mr Gahment from his chair and took it. This is not good.... I can feel where is all this leading to....

As usual, TMM didn't notice and keeps on waving to the crowd. Ah... this is bad. Orh!...... TMM is knocked uncouncious to the ground! The crowd are absolutely furious.....

Not again! BW snatched the WWF champion belt from the referee and declare himself the winner! What is this? Somebody got to do something about this bad sportsmanship..