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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

State The Reasons Why People Hate Man Utd. (25marks)

While peeing in the toilet, I had nothing to do. (What can I do?)

Then I started to think of reasons why so many people condemned Manchester United.

The club dominated the English football scene during the 90s. Man Utd swept all opponents off their feet, thus leading to people jealous of the club, notably fans of Arsenal, Liverpool and Blackburn.

Then there are also players from Manchester United that irked some of you....

1) Eric Cantona: Wah lau eh... that bodak is so arrogant. Think he is king man... always like to flip his collar up. What's more got such bad temper that he did a flying kick on the fan who verbally abuse him... very bad man.

2) Peter Schemical: Another arrogant guy. A big nose somemore. Always shout shout shout, don't know what is he shouting... so kaopeh... hmmm.. very bad man.

3) Roy Keane: Need to say anymore? This guy breaks people's legs! Bad! Very bad!

4) Ruud vaNistelrooy: A cheat, because Mr Wenger said so. So what he scores a lot of goals.... still a cheat. Very bad man.

5) Wayne Rooney: Terrible young man with a hot temper... trying to imitate Keane is it? Thug! Bad man! Fullstop.

6) David Beckham (ex Man U player): Aiyoh.... a sissy who is a gay icon also. Don't know how to play football except that his crosses are very accurate. Good thing that he leht Man Utd. Still, a bad man for causing England to knock out of World Cup.

7) Ronaldo: A diver imported from Portugal. Likes to dive, dive, dive! Bad!!!

8) Gary Neville: This guy likes to whine a lot. Whine here whine there... thought he is the best right-back in the world is it? Whiner... bad!!!

9) Ferdinand: Don't need to say anything. He purposely missed the drug test because he scared. BAD MAN!

10) Ferguson: This manager is the worst I ever seen... all the flop buys but he still not being sacked. I think he is becoming senile already... bad.

With so many reasons, no wonder people hate Manchester United. But now there is a new target board in Chelsea, I wonder will this perception change?

4 Comments:

  • Hi.

    I think it is common knowledge that people hate Man Utd cos of the fans- they are extremely arrogant and pugnacious. (not all, of course)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Tuesday, April 12, 2005 11:40:00 pm  

  • Yo.

    Where got? There seems no much of fans troubles leh... i think Milan fans are worse.. (not all oso lah). And i tot most of the United fans r quite united, esp against Glazer n r proud of their players too. (like Solkjaer, Schemical, Keane, van Nistelrooy, Scholes..)

    By Blogger darren, at Wednesday, April 13, 2005 12:31:00 pm  

  • whoa the milan fans do stunt again last night.

    hope tonight nothing goes wrong in turin... *hands clasped*

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 13, 2005 1:20:00 pm  

  • Better if Baros do stunts right? Juggling a hat full of tricks..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wednesday, April 13, 2005 5:04:00 pm  

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