Eye For A (Bitchy) Guy

Hmm a lot of bitchy guys!!! I've never seen such a bunch of bitchy guys before. Also learnt a few things from this show. It looks useful. I better take them down in case I forget. And yah, I decided to share them with my loyal readers..

Denise Keller looks like she is living the good life. Every week got guys trying to saka her and shower her with gifts and attention. Maybe she can be the mascot for this blog. But her mouth is a bit... big. Don't believe? Next week see properly.

Lesson 1: If you want to wow someone on your first date, buy bling-bling for her. Not the cheapo type. Must be Cartier. And when you give it to her and she is shocked by your generosity (or wealth), you must shrug your shoulders calmly and say "Well, it's just a small gift. I'm sorry it isn't really very original.."

Denise looked very impressed with the gift this rich ang moh gave to her. Even somebody like Denise Keller must succumb to expensive gifts. Now you know better- it is time to stop spending money on useless things.. better start saving up now.

Lesson 2: When u want to say something that is cliched, say "I know this is a cliche, but it's really true that... (insert cliche here)". It makes u sound cleverer.

Lesson 3: If you are jealous about a guy, do not bitch about him in front of the girl!! Makes you look bad. The girl might also think you are insecure.

Lesson 4: If you have love competitors, they will be out to kill you so you do not get the girl. To appease them, pretend you are gay or that you are not interested in the girl, you're just here to makes friends. "Eye for a guy? No lah, it's Eye for a Friend!" This leaves you with more leeway to charm the girl.

What lessons will I learn from this great show next week? Oh... sweet Denise!