A tribute to the bad guys or aka jerks
This rant is written as a tribute to the not-so-nice guys out there. You cant see them easily bcos some are real good hider but you know they are out there. The bad guys that always finish first, that always seems to become more than friends with the girls and endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, without knowing that they are the ones.
This is dedicated to the guys who are always on the alert for chio girls whether with or without their girlfriends by their sides. Blame it on that innate feeling called curiosity within each homosapien.
This is for all the guys who never seems to spare a thought for their opposite equals, never hold a door open ever once for them, never slow down to their pace. Blame all these on sociologists who advocate sexual equality.
This is in honor of those guys who lurks in clubs or disco to pick up any drunken girls and any advantages that comes along with them. Blame it on their roving limbs which are in term controlled by their hormones. In short, blame it on their biological structures and systems.
This is for the time when you lied to her when she wanted to go shopping saying that you had to book in early that week, when you were instead sleeping at home. Yes blame it on the Army for making you so tired.
This is for the time when you were typing sweet sentences to her on msn and simultaneously to about 3 others girls on the same window. Blame it on technology for bringing people closer, too close.
This is for the time when u dun want to drive her home and instead lied that your dad need the car urgently. Blame it on the turmoil in the middle East that resulted in the price of petrol to rise.
This is for the countless times that you are late for the date becos you are used to her waiting and not the other way round. But dun worry it isnt your fault exactly , blame it on the poor transport system.
There should and will not ever be a logical and convincing (to the nice guys) explanation to the bad-guys-finish-first phenomenon but it is just here to stay. So to the nice guys just accept the fact that you wont be getting laid or going out with the gals as often as the bad guys who seems to possess an immersible charm, seen as an avenue of excitement to the ladies. Believe me it is really nice to have you nice guys around it really make the world a better place. You all really deserve a better explanation other than just a word of sorry. But i know to you all it is already more than enough cos u all are just that nice. But dun totally give up as there are nice gals, though not a lot left, who will still believe and willing to give the nice guys a chance but the tricky part is getting to them.Though you all might not get the gals first it doesnt mean you all wont. It just means that you all will have to try more, wait longer, put in more and walk a longer distance than the rest and you all will definitely get there. So have a nice time finding, all the nice guys and meanwhile the not-so-nice guys remember to walk with your head high still cos it is not really your faults totally for all that you have done. But the most important reason is that you all got the gals, so look up high and look proud cos you all have won the holy war, a war that was never meant to be fought.
This is dedicated to the guys who are always on the alert for chio girls whether with or without their girlfriends by their sides. Blame it on that innate feeling called curiosity within each homosapien.
This is for all the guys who never seems to spare a thought for their opposite equals, never hold a door open ever once for them, never slow down to their pace. Blame all these on sociologists who advocate sexual equality.
This is in honor of those guys who lurks in clubs or disco to pick up any drunken girls and any advantages that comes along with them. Blame it on their roving limbs which are in term controlled by their hormones. In short, blame it on their biological structures and systems.
This is for the time when you lied to her when she wanted to go shopping saying that you had to book in early that week, when you were instead sleeping at home. Yes blame it on the Army for making you so tired.
This is for the time when you were typing sweet sentences to her on msn and simultaneously to about 3 others girls on the same window. Blame it on technology for bringing people closer, too close.
This is for the time when u dun want to drive her home and instead lied that your dad need the car urgently. Blame it on the turmoil in the middle East that resulted in the price of petrol to rise.
This is for the countless times that you are late for the date becos you are used to her waiting and not the other way round. But dun worry it isnt your fault exactly , blame it on the poor transport system.
There should and will not ever be a logical and convincing (to the nice guys) explanation to the bad-guys-finish-first phenomenon but it is just here to stay. So to the nice guys just accept the fact that you wont be getting laid or going out with the gals as often as the bad guys who seems to possess an immersible charm, seen as an avenue of excitement to the ladies. Believe me it is really nice to have you nice guys around it really make the world a better place. You all really deserve a better explanation other than just a word of sorry. But i know to you all it is already more than enough cos u all are just that nice. But dun totally give up as there are nice gals, though not a lot left, who will still believe and willing to give the nice guys a chance but the tricky part is getting to them.Though you all might not get the gals first it doesnt mean you all wont. It just means that you all will have to try more, wait longer, put in more and walk a longer distance than the rest and you all will definitely get there. So have a nice time finding, all the nice guys and meanwhile the not-so-nice guys remember to walk with your head high still cos it is not really your faults totally for all that you have done. But the most important reason is that you all got the gals, so look up high and look proud cos you all have won the holy war, a war that was never meant to be fought.
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