The Evolution Theory

I can sense it, feel it in my body.

My body is changing.

My brain is getting smarter. I can predict that it will rain in the morning and will refuse to get out from my bed.

I am growing bigger. My once-proud 6 tiny packs from my abs are intergrating into one big one.

My fingers will be able to move at the speed of light in 1 year time. All thanks to sitting in front of computer and TV and only exercising my fingers.

At this rate..... I predict that I can become the most-feared superhuman in 2 years time.

Then I can rule the world liao..

Wuahahaha!!!