Health Tip

How to cure mosquito bites in 30 mins:
Got bitten by a mosquito today, got very pissed. I noticed I had this bottle of deep heat lying nearby, it's called Ammeltz Yoko Yoko. I was thinking since it has a menthol flavour, would it help to ease the crazy itch coming from the mosquito bite? (At that time this stupid mosquito had bitten me in SIX areas.) Surprisingly it worked wonderfully!

Instructions:

1. Apply the deep heat solution generously on the mosquito bite. The idea is to try to 'flood' the bite, i.e. make sure there is a thick enough film of water covering the bite.

2. The deep heat will dry in around 5 mins. Reapply the deep heat again when you see it drying. The idea is to keep the film of deep heat on the bite for around 30 mins. Repeat this step as when necessary.

3. You will notice your mosquito bite swelling in a very scary manner. Sometimes it can even swell up to 10 times its original size. But don't worry, it's normal.

4. After some time you will find your itch going away. Finally when you see a white residue forming on your skin at the mosquito bite area, you can stop applying the deep heat. Probably by this time the itch is completely gone.

5. Your mosquito bite will start to subside and shrink. After it has subsided completely (after about 1 hour) you almost won't be able to see it. It's a miracle cure! No more resorting to Mopiko, medicated oil, etc etc.

Yours sincerely,
Dr. Lampard