Taleban High

Maybe studying in Taleban High will be a good idea! It is regconised worldwide... good and enthusiastic teachers.... most important.... lots of practical handson!!

"Good morning klass, today's lesson plan will be like this... hey Hussien, why your head dress soo messy? I wad you to write 'I hate Amelikans.' 500 times. I wad it after lunch. Arse I was zaying... morning will be bomb making session. After lunch phere will be arms drill pluz obstika courze. The obstika courze you will jump over wallz... do crawling on da sand... throw stones ane swim acroz a krocodal full river. Undastand? Thoze who survived will kome beck in da evening do shout 'Osama is Great' 1000 tames at da palade square then can eat dinner. Undastand? Goed... letz revise yerstaday lesson... what shuld you do if you hav a glenade and goat a platoon of Amelikans soldiers koming along? Yes Sadir... NO NO STUPID! You dun throw da glenade at them. You shud pull out da safety pin ane run towardz tham... remember to shout 'Jihad' 3 timz. Undastan? Ok letz kelli on wif our lezons...."

Hey polls showed that many Americans are immigrating to New Zeland after the election. Haha... think Bush got to do something to calm his people. Speaking of New Zeland... I want to go there for a holiday too. Not to forget I want to go at least once to Old Trafford... Spain... Switzland... Turkey and Israel.